United Kingdom Eurovision 2026: Look Mum No Computer –“Eins, Zwei, Drei”
Artist: Look Mum No Computer
Song: “Eins, Zwei, Drei”
Songwriters: Kill J, Lasse Midtsian Nymann, Sam Battle, Thomas Stengaard
Language: English
Look Mum No Computer:
Look Mum No Computer is the stage name of Sam Battle, a 36‑year‑old British YouTuber whose main focus is not music, but working with old electronic devices, running a viral channel with tens of millions of views.
Musically, Battle is an indie and alternative artist who frequently incorporates heavy synthesizers into his tracks — instruments he also uses on his YouTube channel, but from a different angle.
Look Mum No Computer began his music career in 2019 and has since accumulated millions of streams on Spotify as well as tours, mainly in the UK and across Central Europe.
“Eins, Zwei, Drei”:
The song portrays a sharp transition between the gray exhaustion of the modern workforce and the intoxicating sense of being alive that comes with freedom. It presents the “9 to 5” routine as a prison of office cubicles and despair, where one feels like a mouse in a pointless race that only drains their energy. The transformation occurs at the moment of a spontaneous decision to break the rules, hop on a plane, and find comfort in simple, sensory things, such as the taste of pizza, the sounds of a foreign language, and the pure joy of a karaoke performance. It is an anthem of renewal, where counting in German becomes a mantra that releases the soul from stagnation, pushing away boredom in favor of a true return to life.
Lyrics of “Eins, Zwei, Drei”:
So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5
I pay my dues, I’m just stayin’ alive
And I’m so bored of it, bored of it
Oh, what’s the point of it, point of it?
A paracetamol to quench the pain
The office cubicle has trapped me again
Am I a mouse in a cage, am I
D-d-d-demotivational?
Ah, if only there was a language that I could count in
That would make me feel better, oh yah
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin’, I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I’ll pay, you can owe me
That’ll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I’m comin’ back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Got me feeling okey-dokey
Eins, zwei, drei
Goodbye drudgery, hello me
So light you can throw me
Kill at karaoke
Eins, zwei, drei
I’m coming back to life
Countin’ in English doesn’t cut the mustard
So sick of munchin’ roly-poly with custard
I’m so bored with it, bored with it
Oh, what’s the point of it, point of it?
I’ve always been a fan of aviation
I’m jumpin’ on a plane to another nation
All my pounds, they feel counterfeit
I need some euros to counter it
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin’, I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I’ll pay, you can owe me
That’ll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I’m comin’ back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Got me feeling okey-dokey
Eins, zwei, drei
Goodbye drudgery, hello me
So light you can throw me
Kill at karaoke
Eins, zwei, drei
I’m comin’ back to life
Eins
Zwei
Drei
Eins, zwei
Eins, zwei, drei
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin’, I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I’ll pay, you can owe me
That’ll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I’m comin’ back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin’, I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I’ll pay, you can owe me
That’ll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I’m comin’ back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
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